I will from time to time like to voice my opinion about Dog related issues including Dog idioms which many to me seems outdated and unfair, on the border of humiliation or “dogiliation” (since I am a dog), but what can I do about them really? I don’t even have voting rights. Dogs should have voting rights!
If I would be allowed to vote I would like to vote for important dog rights like that dog dry food should be forbidden to sell! Cat food I think is OK (cats can have it) but why do this to the man’s best friend? As long as dry food for dogs are allowed to be sold, unsuspecting humans, especially thinking of my mom and dad, will fall for the false advertising on TV, falsely making humans believe that dogs love the hard disgusting rocklike formations of compressed (god knows what) waste that is called dog dry food. The ads say “chewy bits of meet…” they are chewy all right but I can assure you it’s not meet! I know how good chewy meet tastes… and it is not dog dry food… and you almost have to go to the dog dentist after a bowl of dry food and if that’s great tasting meet they are buying their meet at the wrong supermarket! Try dog dry food and you will see what I mean. The only reason I sometimes have to eat it is that I am starving and we are out of beef or chicken filet (mom and dad says).
I hereby put my paw up and vote for that man’s best friend is to be served same (or better) food that my fellow humans eat. Can we make that a law?
If I would be allowed to vote I would like to vote for important dog rights like that dog dry food should be forbidden to sell! Cat food I think is OK (cats can have it) but why do this to the man’s best friend? As long as dry food for dogs are allowed to be sold, unsuspecting humans, especially thinking of my mom and dad, will fall for the false advertising on TV, falsely making humans believe that dogs love the hard disgusting rocklike formations of compressed (god knows what) waste that is called dog dry food. The ads say “chewy bits of meet…” they are chewy all right but I can assure you it’s not meet! I know how good chewy meet tastes… and it is not dog dry food… and you almost have to go to the dog dentist after a bowl of dry food and if that’s great tasting meet they are buying their meet at the wrong supermarket! Try dog dry food and you will see what I mean. The only reason I sometimes have to eat it is that I am starving and we are out of beef or chicken filet (mom and dad says).
I hereby put my paw up and vote for that man’s best friend is to be served same (or better) food that my fellow humans eat. Can we make that a law?
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